Monday Monday Special: Traffic Just as if this driver was in sync with my mind, those were the words that came out of his mouth the moment we turned to face the road. Lagos though, Lagos is a spectacular city, a place that has carved a name for itself, I mean there is traffic in … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 22
Monday Let’s catch up It has been a while and I have missed talking to you all, the thing is, I was very ill, it started as cold and catarrh, after that went I was still feeling weak with body pains, I would be on the bus but I would not be seeing anyone or … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 21
Monday Maybe I should call this The Human Traffic Guy Chronicles This morning, the man was using a whistle, his voice, his hands, legs and everything but somehow, someone managed to offend him, by trying to take the wrong route, if he should catch the person now, they will say LASTMA has started again, but … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 20
Wednesday Today na today. The human traffic guy did not use his whistle to control people, he did not even use his hands or flag oh. Today, he used his voice, his God-given voice, but people are still giving him stress. See eh, if he paid me 500k for my advice eh, I would advise … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 19
Monday So how is it that whenever the human traffic guy is not around, you know what I mean by human traffic guy? The one who stands on the road to tell people not to walk on the road but to use the walkway, yes that guy. So why is it that whenever he is … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 18
Monday. I am tempted to ask this driver what his motivation is in life, you know get to know what pushes him and what his trajectory is in life because I do not understand why someone would be playing Naira Marley first thing on a Monday morning, Monday morning oh. Have you ever wondered just … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 17
Monday Just imagine this early Monday morning I have not even entered the main bus for the day and I am already having change issues. This is why I always try to make sure that I have my change ready whenever I am going out of the house, mostly for those 100 naira buses, thankfully, … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 16
Monday Woke up thinking Today is a public holiday, no stress no Lagos roads for me.“Taaaaaaa there” replied Lagos. I went out, not just out ohCMSBALOGUN, OTTOOYINGBOYABA!Let me sha gist y’all, my brother told me he came to Lagos to buy some things and I went to meet up with him, you know the movement … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 15
Sunday The Funniest Uber Driver So my friend and I entered an uber to church this morning, this uber driver was in a class of his own, this guy knew we were going to church but did not mind oh, he kept playing his song that had all the ‘f’ and ‘b’ words in them. … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 14
Monday The bus thief For crying out loud it’s Monday and the first thing someone thinks of doing to me is to steal my bus? Here’s how it went down right. I was at the bus stop and there were hardly any buses, Monday wahala you get. This bus comes calling for my destination, I … More DIARY OF A BUS HOPPING LAGOS GIRL 13
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